- Bill Hader has finally been exposed as a Time Traveling Immortal.
- Is a famous man from 1865 the same Bill Hader we know and love today?
- Bill Hader joins the lofty Hollywood ranks inhabited by the likes of Nicolas Cage and Marilyn Monroe.
Bill Hader is one of the funniest and most sought after actors in show business today. But just 15 years ago, only Hollywood insiders knew of his many talents, including stand-up comedy, comedy writer, voice actor, celebrity impressionist, hilarious comedic performer and fine dramatic actor.
How does one man as young as Bill Hader (he allegedly just turned 41) learn the skills needed to be such a well-rounded, highly-gifted entertainer delivering at a level seemingly so far beyond his years?
Is it because he’s a Time Traveling Immortal?
It seems to be the only reasonable explanation for Hader’s incredible talents, which are rarely learned during the course of the average single lifespan of less than 100 years. Of course, there are exceptions, but there has never been a verifiable case of anyone, man or woman, living beyond 120 or so. Especially in show business. Let’s face it, George Burns almost didn’t make his 100th birthday party and Bob Hope spent his last days begging to be put out of his misery.
But, if this theory (catching on as we speak) holds any water, Bill Hader has been around for at least 153 years. Maybe even more.
Looking closely at the side-by-side photo comparison above, it’s obvious Bill Hader bears an uncanny resemblance to a man who was photographed in 1865, during the early days of photography. In fact, the similarity is easily explained when it’s taken for granted that both are one and the same guy! And, it seems both are wearing the same shirt. Only by passing through a Time Portal can one ensure that a cotton, long-sleeve pullover would hold up so well after more than 15 decades of constant and punishing wash and wear.
And, if further proof is needed, Hader showed off his chameleon-like, time-traveling skill recently in a YouTube video, proving he’s able to morph at the drop of a hat and “become” other famous celebrities (Tom Cruise, Seth Rogen, etc.) through face transformation and spot-on voice impressions.
Check it out:
But, for such a self-“effacing” man (get it? efFACEing? Pretty clever, huh?) Bill Hader does have his pride to consider. He wouldn’t expose himself as a Time Traveler if his earlier incarnation was just some loser posing for Matthew Brady’s dry cleaning guy, apparently the error of judgement Immortal Vampire Nicolas Cage fell victim to. No, Bill Hader made sure, more than 150 years ago, that he was a very famous man of his own time, and just as sought after as he is today.
That would be none other than Lewis Powell, one of the co-conspirators in the Abraham Lincoln assassination plot hatched in 1865 by none other than the Bill Hader of his day, John Wilkes Booth.
Thus, providing overwhelming and definitive proof that Time Traveling Immortal Bill Hader has been knocking ’em dead for a long, long, loooooong time.
What do you think?
Is Bill Hader the guy who almost bumped off US Secretary of State William H. Seward way back in 1865? Has he traveled to our present day in order to escape the bad publicity gained by his nefarious deeds of so long ago? Should Mike Pompeo be looking over his shoulder right about now?
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