Numbify – It’s Not Just for Assholes Anymore

Numbify is known nationwide as a fantastically powerful numbing brand. It has systematically put its competitors to shame both as a product, and as a company. Because of its extremely effective formula, Numbify has quickly become a favorite for the treatment of hemorrhoids. In fact Extra strength Numbify is designed extra strong, specifically so it can deal with the often extreme and intense pain of anorectal hemorrhoids.

Numbify has been shown time and time again to be the strongest, most effective numbing agent on the market. We stand tall and say that with pride.

But did you know that Numbify has a wide variety of other uses. As a topical numbing agent, Numbifys proficiency in relieving topical pain of all kinds is widely renowned. It is in part because of this that Numbify is being inundated with requests to be able to sell their products over the counter in tattoo shops, spas, salons, pharmacies, and many more of the like. The hardest part is keeping up with all of the sample requests, as the other part of why Numbify has become so famous is their commitment to honest advertising, and their insistence that shop owners try the product first, at Numbify’s expense, before they will sell.

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That’s right, Numbify actually wants you to try their products yourself, before you sell it in your shop. Their philosophy of truth in advertising is unparalleled. While almost the entirety of the numbing agent field is buying up dozens, hundreds, or even thousands of fake reviews on their products, Numbify does it differently. They value negative reviews. It is through honest feedback that they have been able to adapt their products to the customers needs. You want a stronger formula, they made it happen. You want a milder scent, they made it happen. Rumor even has it they have a formula specifically designed for sensitive skin coming out soon that is not only just as powerful, but completely fragrance, alcohol and sting free.

Numbify is the strongest with asshole pain.

One of the things that many companies seem to have forgotten in the fight to stay relevant, is that no matter how much lipstick you put on that pig, once someone has kissed it and found out it was a pig, they will never do so again. As long as they have new customers they can fool, they will stay in business, but eventually the time will come that they have such a bad reputation, despite their reviews, that no-one is buying anymore. That is one thing you never have to worry about with Numbify, as they stay at the top of search results, without the fake reviews, and their customers come back again and again.

The best part is that if you start carrying Numbify in your shop, your customers will also come again and again. Whether it be a tattoo shop, or a pharmacy, people remember where they can find their favorite brands. I personally plan which store I want to shop at based on what brands they carry so I know I can get the one I want, and your customers do too.

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So what are you waiting for? You have nothing to lose, and goodness knows we could all use a product that sells itself in our businesses. If your a wholesale buyer head on over to and receive a free sample today. No charge, no shipping and handling fees that cost more than the item itself – absolutely free. Because that’s how confident Numbify is that you will LOVE their products.

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